Post by TrishyKay on Jul 21, 2005 0:38:02 GMT -5
As the school fills into the stands around the Quidditch Pitch, Jenn and Trish sit in the commentator box in big squishy chairs, sipping on muggle wine coolers and discussing who they want to win the match between Slytherin and Gryffindor. The sky is a bright blue, the air warm with a soft breeze, and the sun gleams violently against the metal goal hoops. Hermione_Girl13, who is the referee today as a personal favor to Trish, is pacing in front of the base of the commentator box. Anyone who isn't blind to humans expressing their emotions through body language can tell Rachel is nervous. (Most likely because Slytherin is well known for.. shall we say, dirty playing?)
Rachel blows her whistle and hurries to the sidelines as Gryffindor walk toward the center of the pitch from their end. After a few moments, the Slytherin team exits their doors and struts toward the congregation of Gryffindors. Halfway to the center of the pitch, the Slytherins line up in a straight line and begin trotting forward, saying "Boom Boom Hisssss!" and closing their fingers together in imitation of snakes as they approach the Gryffindors, much like the Globo Gym team from the Muggle movie Dodgeball did before one of their games. The crowd begins to laugh when they see 2 people in a large snake mascot costume trotting behind the Slytherin team and bumping wildly into people. The struttage of the team gets a little screwy, and Desi, as the Slytherin HoH, never wanting her house to look bad, waves her wand at the 2 people. Eye holes suddenly appear in the 2 ends of the costume and everyone distinctly sees one of the people stick a hand out of their end of the costume and give Desi a thumbs up. Jenn, in the commentator box, comments on how evil the Slytherins look today in a voice that makes it sound like she's being sarcastic. Trish tries to laugh without anyone hearing, but is unsuccessful and gets a few nasty looks shot at her from the Slytherin cheering section.
"It seems!" Trish's voice booms as the captains of each team shake hands, "as if the Gryffindor Quidditch team was up a little late last night.. and the night before.. and the night before.. partying wildly in their Common Room, so I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that their tactics are not going to be well played this afternoon. Good luck to both teams, I say!" Jenn claps her hand over her mouth and tries to stop a snort of laughter.
At the next blow of Rachel's whistle, the team kicks off and hovers in the air. Suddenly, Rachel flicks her wand at her face, and says in a loud voice, "Will the mascots for the Slytherin team please stop torturing the bunny that just hopped on to the field and exit to the sidelines." The people in the Snake costume jump in surprise and fling something that looks rather furry into the stands, turning around innocently. Midnights_Shadow screams frantically from the stands behind them, picks up the fluff of fur, and chucks it back onto the field. It lands on one of the snake-costumers heads and they turn slowly to face Midnights_Shadow, plucking the dead rabbit off their head at the same time The person lowers the costume from their face and.. Gemini_2121 appears. She holds the rabbit out in front of her and waves her wand at it while muttering something and it disappears. She smiles evilly and everyone in the crowd suddenly gets a mental image of a dead rabbit zooming through the Ravenclaw Common Room toward the girl's dormitory.. specifically, Nikki's bed. "MWAHAHAHAHAH!" Gem chortles, and yanks the costume back over her head. Then, she begins to skulk off the field toward the sidelines, obviously forgetting she's attached to someone else, and the someone else is thrown forward and drug behind Gem. Gem trips and lands on top of the other person. "SIGH!!" Trish says exasperatedly from her seat in the box, "I wish these interruptions in my fanfic would stop, because it's not easy to type around all this funniness." Gem picks up the other end of her and waddles off the pitch.
Rachel, who has been watching this scene with an air of curious interest, suddenly heaves the Quaffle, bludgers, and snitch all up into the air at the same time. Polikwaptiwa takes possession of the Quaffle right away and begins a back-and-forth game with busted9015 across the pitch. Trish and Jenn take the time to announce the teams at this point.
"On the Slytherin team, we have FailureByDesign as the Seeker, Evillama05 and moonwolf420 for Beaters, Polikwaptiwa, Titillandusdraco, and busted9015 as Chasers, and Kat2016 as Keeper. Ah! And newly added members to the team are LaFemmeImmortelle and Turtlelover702 as Cheerleaders and NorthCoast and Gemini_2121 as Salazar the Snake." Trish says.
"And on the Gryffindor team, we have tomfeltonsgirl as the Seeker, AlexiaBell and sassyangel03 for Beaters, Murphy, HoTt_DaNcEr17, and DreamClouds as Chasers, and eregnault85 as Keeper." Jenn says quickly.
While Jenn and Trish were announcing the players, Slytherin managed to score twice, consisting of Amanda actually flying through the middle goal hoop with the Quaffle because she was going so fast and then throwing the Quaffle back to TItillandusdraco, who scored again. Kay and Cathy, who are on the sidelines next to North and Gem, wave green and silver pompoms and nance around in little frocks. A bludger hit from Kris slams into tomfeltonsgirl's leg, sending her spinning toward the ground before Rachel can catch her with a spell, and Kay cheers loudly.
"A nasty bludger hit to the leg almost knocks tomfeltonsgirl out of the game! Darn the bad luck." Jenn says sweetly, and Trish giggles loudly, the wine coolers starting to affect her normal near-sulkiness.
After a few minutes of Slytherin obviously kicking Gryffindor's ass, and scoring 70 points in less than 10 minutes:
"And Gryffindor Chaser DreamClouds takes possession of the Quaffle! She's dodging bludgers and players left and right. She's throwing the Quaffle aaaand.. what's this? Cathy seems to have thrown her pompom in Rachel's face, giving Kat2016 enough time to "save the Quaffle" that seems to have.. gone through the hoop unnoticed by Rachel. And I guess that, seeing as what the referee says is what happens, and Rachel did not see the play, Gryffindor does not score. Slytherin 70, Gryffindor 0." Trish says excitedly.
"OH! Look, Trish!" Jenn shouts, "Evillama05 and moonwolf420 are beating a bludger back and forth between themselves, heading down the pitch toward tomfeltonsgirl. OH! EVIL HAS ARISEN! Kris just whacked the Bludger toward tomfeltonsgirl, almost knocking her unconscious. You're lucky, Kris!" Kris glares up at the commentator's box and mouths "No I'm not." Jenn bursts into wild giggles and nothing is heard from the commentator box for a few minutes. Everyone guesses Jenn and Trish are trying to stop laughing, so they ignore it.
WHAM. A Bludger hit by Gryffindor beater AlexiaBell slams into Kris' left shoulder when she isn't looking, and Kris flies to the ground. She lands with a sickening crunch and Rachel calls timeout. A mediwizard trots onto the field and prods Kris with a stick. Her arm twitches and the mediwizard announces that Kris is dead. "WELL SHE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T!" Trish shouts, obviously over her laughing fit, "SHE JUST TWITCHED, YOU IMBECILE! Get that dumbass mediwizard off the field and make sure Kris gets up to the hospital wing with a royal procession of elephants and Veela while being carried in a tight gangsta-ass covered wagon with bright red drapes! NorthCoast, suit up!"
North looks up at Trish and yanks the head of her Salazar costume off. "ME!?" she yells, trying to point at herself but being very unsuccessful, as the costume is a snake costume and has no arm sockets. "Yes you!" Jenn shouts. North shrugs and takes the broom and bat that are handed to her, getting on the broom with Gem in tow, still in their Salazar attire.
The match continues, and DreamClouds has possession of the Quaffle. Kat2016, who seems to be staring at a very hot (fake) dementor (conjured up by eregnault85) in the sky above her, is distracted and doesn't notice when DreamClouds comes zooming up to her and throws the Quaffle. DreamClouds smirks, but the smirk is wiped off her face when NorthCoast sends a Bludger flying into the Quaffle, knocking it off course just inches away from the goal hoop. North cheers and gives Gem a clumsy high five inside their costume.
"Very nice Bludger hitting from North, very nice." Jenn mutters and Trish pokes Jenn in the leg with her water bottle. Jenn prods Trish with a stick that just so happens to be in the commentator's box, and Kris, who is now sitting with them in a comfy chair after being fixed up by a mediwizard after her grand procession into the castle after which she made fast friends with an elephant who is now waiting for her to get done so she can flirt with it some more, smacks both Jenn and Trish upside the head. "Desi is way better than you guys are at being the commentator," Kris says with an evil grin on her face. Trish frowns at Kris, and tries to sober up, but ends up tipping over backward in her chair. "Wupsies," she says, "fellover."
The Gryffindor Chasers, who have somehow managed to get ahold of the Quaffle, are passing it between them. Suddenly, the crowd gasps as tomfeltonsgirl begins diving toward the ground. She's seen the Snitch! She reaches her arm out and is inches away from ending the match, when BOOM! FailureByDesign slams right into tomfeltonsgirl, sending them both flying in a jumbled mess of arms and legs and Quidditch Robes. FailureByDesign manages to untangle herself before they hit the ground, but tomfeltonsgirl seems to have taken a nasty blow to the head from one of her own flailing limbs, and doesn't even realize she's on the ground until Kay accidentallys tromps over her, waving her pompoms with a gleeful look on her face. Mae grunts and gets back up onto her broom. The match resumes, Kay and Desi looking triumphant, and Mae with a black eye.
Polikwaptiwa now has possession of the Quaffle and is throwing it back and forth down the field with titillandusdraco toward the Gryffindor hoops. Manda zooms up to Liz and feints back and forth. She throws the Quaffle, but Liz blocks it. Manda's eyebrows shoot up in surprise, but then her eyes narrow. "AHH! She's out for blood now, people!" Trish shouts.
Liz passes the Quaffle to DreamClouds who ducks between some Slytherin players and heads down the pitch. It looks like she's too far away to try and score, but she heaves the Quaffle toward the left hoop, while Kat is blocking the right. Kat looks at the Quaffle in surprise, but manages to save it by rolling. She smiles and then throws the Quaffle back in to play, but not before it can slam into tomfeltonsgirl's face. Kat snorts in laughter as the Quaffle falls into Polikwaptiwa's hands and Manda seems to be chortling as well. Mae looks around in surprise, but then decides it's probably safer for her to circle the pitch well above where the Quaffle and Bludgers are.
Suddenly, Manda fumbles the Quaffle, and it's free falling through the air. Manda manages to snatch it back up again before Murphy, who has been stalking here, can grab it. In a fit of rage Murphy lunges forward and grabs Polikwaptiwa's broom tail. Rachel sees this foul and rewards Slytherin with a penalty shot. Polikwaptiwa takes the shot and makes it, giving Slytherin 10 more points. Slytherin 80, Gryffindor 0.
NorthCoast, who is keeping close to a Bludger at all times, notices Rachel isn't looking in her direction, so she flies right past sassyangel03 and whaps her in the back of the head with her club. Sassyangel03 retaliates, and the 2 Beaters are suddenly caught in a whack-the-other-Beater-with-your-club fight. North easily gains the upper hand.. er, club, while Gem shrugs out of her Salazar costume and gives Sassyangel03 a few Wet Willies for good measure. Suddenly, North stops whacking, and Sassyangel03 bangs her right in the shoulder with her club. Rachel blows her whistle and calls a foul, and titillandusdraco takes the penalty shot, scoring 10 more points for Slytherin. Slytherin 90, Gryffindor 0.
"OH! OH! LOOK!" Jenn screams from her seat, "DESI HAS SEEN THE SNITCH!" FailureByDesign speeds after the Snitch, but a Bludger hit toward her from AlexiaBell slams into the tail of her broom. Desi swerves a bit, and rolls. She sits up, looking a little greener, but she's lost the Snitch. She scratches her arm. An odd look passes over her face and she reaches into her sleeve. The Snitch! Desi has caught the Snitch!
"AND SLYTHERIN WINS!" Trish shouts hoarsely, "SLYTHERIN WINS THE MATCH AGAINST GRYFFINDOR, 240 POINTS TO 0!!"
The Slytherin cheering section screams wildly in excitement as the players all land. Desi is thrown into the air by Gem and North and everyone on the Slytherin team looks quite gleeful. They trot around the field together, North and Gem lagging a little, what with their bulky costume, and each and every one of them has a smug look on their face. They will definitely be rubbing in the Gryffindor's loss tomorrow.
The students make their way back up to the school, except for the team players who are back in their changing rooms, and Jenn, Kris, and Trish, who are polka-ing around the Commentator's box, each of them sipping a wine cooler.
Rachel blows her whistle and hurries to the sidelines as Gryffindor walk toward the center of the pitch from their end. After a few moments, the Slytherin team exits their doors and struts toward the congregation of Gryffindors. Halfway to the center of the pitch, the Slytherins line up in a straight line and begin trotting forward, saying "Boom Boom Hisssss!" and closing their fingers together in imitation of snakes as they approach the Gryffindors, much like the Globo Gym team from the Muggle movie Dodgeball did before one of their games. The crowd begins to laugh when they see 2 people in a large snake mascot costume trotting behind the Slytherin team and bumping wildly into people. The struttage of the team gets a little screwy, and Desi, as the Slytherin HoH, never wanting her house to look bad, waves her wand at the 2 people. Eye holes suddenly appear in the 2 ends of the costume and everyone distinctly sees one of the people stick a hand out of their end of the costume and give Desi a thumbs up. Jenn, in the commentator box, comments on how evil the Slytherins look today in a voice that makes it sound like she's being sarcastic. Trish tries to laugh without anyone hearing, but is unsuccessful and gets a few nasty looks shot at her from the Slytherin cheering section.
"It seems!" Trish's voice booms as the captains of each team shake hands, "as if the Gryffindor Quidditch team was up a little late last night.. and the night before.. and the night before.. partying wildly in their Common Room, so I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that their tactics are not going to be well played this afternoon. Good luck to both teams, I say!" Jenn claps her hand over her mouth and tries to stop a snort of laughter.
At the next blow of Rachel's whistle, the team kicks off and hovers in the air. Suddenly, Rachel flicks her wand at her face, and says in a loud voice, "Will the mascots for the Slytherin team please stop torturing the bunny that just hopped on to the field and exit to the sidelines." The people in the Snake costume jump in surprise and fling something that looks rather furry into the stands, turning around innocently. Midnights_Shadow screams frantically from the stands behind them, picks up the fluff of fur, and chucks it back onto the field. It lands on one of the snake-costumers heads and they turn slowly to face Midnights_Shadow, plucking the dead rabbit off their head at the same time The person lowers the costume from their face and.. Gemini_2121 appears. She holds the rabbit out in front of her and waves her wand at it while muttering something and it disappears. She smiles evilly and everyone in the crowd suddenly gets a mental image of a dead rabbit zooming through the Ravenclaw Common Room toward the girl's dormitory.. specifically, Nikki's bed. "MWAHAHAHAHAH!" Gem chortles, and yanks the costume back over her head. Then, she begins to skulk off the field toward the sidelines, obviously forgetting she's attached to someone else, and the someone else is thrown forward and drug behind Gem. Gem trips and lands on top of the other person. "SIGH!!" Trish says exasperatedly from her seat in the box, "I wish these interruptions in my fanfic would stop, because it's not easy to type around all this funniness." Gem picks up the other end of her and waddles off the pitch.
Rachel, who has been watching this scene with an air of curious interest, suddenly heaves the Quaffle, bludgers, and snitch all up into the air at the same time. Polikwaptiwa takes possession of the Quaffle right away and begins a back-and-forth game with busted9015 across the pitch. Trish and Jenn take the time to announce the teams at this point.
"On the Slytherin team, we have FailureByDesign as the Seeker, Evillama05 and moonwolf420 for Beaters, Polikwaptiwa, Titillandusdraco, and busted9015 as Chasers, and Kat2016 as Keeper. Ah! And newly added members to the team are LaFemmeImmortelle and Turtlelover702 as Cheerleaders and NorthCoast and Gemini_2121 as Salazar the Snake." Trish says.
"And on the Gryffindor team, we have tomfeltonsgirl as the Seeker, AlexiaBell and sassyangel03 for Beaters, Murphy, HoTt_DaNcEr17, and DreamClouds as Chasers, and eregnault85 as Keeper." Jenn says quickly.
While Jenn and Trish were announcing the players, Slytherin managed to score twice, consisting of Amanda actually flying through the middle goal hoop with the Quaffle because she was going so fast and then throwing the Quaffle back to TItillandusdraco, who scored again. Kay and Cathy, who are on the sidelines next to North and Gem, wave green and silver pompoms and nance around in little frocks. A bludger hit from Kris slams into tomfeltonsgirl's leg, sending her spinning toward the ground before Rachel can catch her with a spell, and Kay cheers loudly.
"A nasty bludger hit to the leg almost knocks tomfeltonsgirl out of the game! Darn the bad luck." Jenn says sweetly, and Trish giggles loudly, the wine coolers starting to affect her normal near-sulkiness.
After a few minutes of Slytherin obviously kicking Gryffindor's ass, and scoring 70 points in less than 10 minutes:
"And Gryffindor Chaser DreamClouds takes possession of the Quaffle! She's dodging bludgers and players left and right. She's throwing the Quaffle aaaand.. what's this? Cathy seems to have thrown her pompom in Rachel's face, giving Kat2016 enough time to "save the Quaffle" that seems to have.. gone through the hoop unnoticed by Rachel. And I guess that, seeing as what the referee says is what happens, and Rachel did not see the play, Gryffindor does not score. Slytherin 70, Gryffindor 0." Trish says excitedly.
"OH! Look, Trish!" Jenn shouts, "Evillama05 and moonwolf420 are beating a bludger back and forth between themselves, heading down the pitch toward tomfeltonsgirl. OH! EVIL HAS ARISEN! Kris just whacked the Bludger toward tomfeltonsgirl, almost knocking her unconscious. You're lucky, Kris!" Kris glares up at the commentator's box and mouths "No I'm not." Jenn bursts into wild giggles and nothing is heard from the commentator box for a few minutes. Everyone guesses Jenn and Trish are trying to stop laughing, so they ignore it.
WHAM. A Bludger hit by Gryffindor beater AlexiaBell slams into Kris' left shoulder when she isn't looking, and Kris flies to the ground. She lands with a sickening crunch and Rachel calls timeout. A mediwizard trots onto the field and prods Kris with a stick. Her arm twitches and the mediwizard announces that Kris is dead. "WELL SHE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T!" Trish shouts, obviously over her laughing fit, "SHE JUST TWITCHED, YOU IMBECILE! Get that dumbass mediwizard off the field and make sure Kris gets up to the hospital wing with a royal procession of elephants and Veela while being carried in a tight gangsta-ass covered wagon with bright red drapes! NorthCoast, suit up!"
North looks up at Trish and yanks the head of her Salazar costume off. "ME!?" she yells, trying to point at herself but being very unsuccessful, as the costume is a snake costume and has no arm sockets. "Yes you!" Jenn shouts. North shrugs and takes the broom and bat that are handed to her, getting on the broom with Gem in tow, still in their Salazar attire.
The match continues, and DreamClouds has possession of the Quaffle. Kat2016, who seems to be staring at a very hot (fake) dementor (conjured up by eregnault85) in the sky above her, is distracted and doesn't notice when DreamClouds comes zooming up to her and throws the Quaffle. DreamClouds smirks, but the smirk is wiped off her face when NorthCoast sends a Bludger flying into the Quaffle, knocking it off course just inches away from the goal hoop. North cheers and gives Gem a clumsy high five inside their costume.
"Very nice Bludger hitting from North, very nice." Jenn mutters and Trish pokes Jenn in the leg with her water bottle. Jenn prods Trish with a stick that just so happens to be in the commentator's box, and Kris, who is now sitting with them in a comfy chair after being fixed up by a mediwizard after her grand procession into the castle after which she made fast friends with an elephant who is now waiting for her to get done so she can flirt with it some more, smacks both Jenn and Trish upside the head. "Desi is way better than you guys are at being the commentator," Kris says with an evil grin on her face. Trish frowns at Kris, and tries to sober up, but ends up tipping over backward in her chair. "Wupsies," she says, "fellover."
The Gryffindor Chasers, who have somehow managed to get ahold of the Quaffle, are passing it between them. Suddenly, the crowd gasps as tomfeltonsgirl begins diving toward the ground. She's seen the Snitch! She reaches her arm out and is inches away from ending the match, when BOOM! FailureByDesign slams right into tomfeltonsgirl, sending them both flying in a jumbled mess of arms and legs and Quidditch Robes. FailureByDesign manages to untangle herself before they hit the ground, but tomfeltonsgirl seems to have taken a nasty blow to the head from one of her own flailing limbs, and doesn't even realize she's on the ground until Kay accidentallys tromps over her, waving her pompoms with a gleeful look on her face. Mae grunts and gets back up onto her broom. The match resumes, Kay and Desi looking triumphant, and Mae with a black eye.
Polikwaptiwa now has possession of the Quaffle and is throwing it back and forth down the field with titillandusdraco toward the Gryffindor hoops. Manda zooms up to Liz and feints back and forth. She throws the Quaffle, but Liz blocks it. Manda's eyebrows shoot up in surprise, but then her eyes narrow. "AHH! She's out for blood now, people!" Trish shouts.
Liz passes the Quaffle to DreamClouds who ducks between some Slytherin players and heads down the pitch. It looks like she's too far away to try and score, but she heaves the Quaffle toward the left hoop, while Kat is blocking the right. Kat looks at the Quaffle in surprise, but manages to save it by rolling. She smiles and then throws the Quaffle back in to play, but not before it can slam into tomfeltonsgirl's face. Kat snorts in laughter as the Quaffle falls into Polikwaptiwa's hands and Manda seems to be chortling as well. Mae looks around in surprise, but then decides it's probably safer for her to circle the pitch well above where the Quaffle and Bludgers are.
Suddenly, Manda fumbles the Quaffle, and it's free falling through the air. Manda manages to snatch it back up again before Murphy, who has been stalking here, can grab it. In a fit of rage Murphy lunges forward and grabs Polikwaptiwa's broom tail. Rachel sees this foul and rewards Slytherin with a penalty shot. Polikwaptiwa takes the shot and makes it, giving Slytherin 10 more points. Slytherin 80, Gryffindor 0.
NorthCoast, who is keeping close to a Bludger at all times, notices Rachel isn't looking in her direction, so she flies right past sassyangel03 and whaps her in the back of the head with her club. Sassyangel03 retaliates, and the 2 Beaters are suddenly caught in a whack-the-other-Beater-with-your-club fight. North easily gains the upper hand.. er, club, while Gem shrugs out of her Salazar costume and gives Sassyangel03 a few Wet Willies for good measure. Suddenly, North stops whacking, and Sassyangel03 bangs her right in the shoulder with her club. Rachel blows her whistle and calls a foul, and titillandusdraco takes the penalty shot, scoring 10 more points for Slytherin. Slytherin 90, Gryffindor 0.
"OH! OH! LOOK!" Jenn screams from her seat, "DESI HAS SEEN THE SNITCH!" FailureByDesign speeds after the Snitch, but a Bludger hit toward her from AlexiaBell slams into the tail of her broom. Desi swerves a bit, and rolls. She sits up, looking a little greener, but she's lost the Snitch. She scratches her arm. An odd look passes over her face and she reaches into her sleeve. The Snitch! Desi has caught the Snitch!
"AND SLYTHERIN WINS!" Trish shouts hoarsely, "SLYTHERIN WINS THE MATCH AGAINST GRYFFINDOR, 240 POINTS TO 0!!"
The Slytherin cheering section screams wildly in excitement as the players all land. Desi is thrown into the air by Gem and North and everyone on the Slytherin team looks quite gleeful. They trot around the field together, North and Gem lagging a little, what with their bulky costume, and each and every one of them has a smug look on their face. They will definitely be rubbing in the Gryffindor's loss tomorrow.
The students make their way back up to the school, except for the team players who are back in their changing rooms, and Jenn, Kris, and Trish, who are polka-ing around the Commentator's box, each of them sipping a wine cooler.