Post by TrishyKay on Jun 23, 2005 23:42:36 GMT -5
Very early one morning...
"Heeey. It's already 4:15. Ya know what you gotta do? You gotta get up and drive me to the bagel shop! Ya wanna know why? Cause I need a bagel and you know I need a bagel. A bagel with cream cheese. Yeaah, the creamy cheese. Everybody likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesey cream. And a cup of coffee, I definitely need a cup of coffee. So youuu, get the eff up and drive me."
"*Twitch.*...5 more minutes."
"5 minutes!? What are you, crazy? Ya know if you were in the army they wouldn't let you sleep for an extra 5 minutes, but I'll be nice! I'll be nice. And I'll be back in 5 minutes. Rest up, because I shall.. return.
*5 minutes later*
Now is the time for you to rise and bring your squirrel.. to the bagel shop. Because I need a bagel. And you said you would, 5 minutes ago. So get up. Get me a bagel. And some coffee. And some cheese. Cheesey cheesey creamy cheesey. Cheesey Cheesey."
"..5 more minutes."
"Uhh. Ya know, if I could drive a car, I-I'd go myself. You and your 5 minutessss. Okay, 5 minutes. I come back in here, your not up, I start electrocuting you with a toaster, in the bathtub. .. You were warned.
*5 minutes later.*
Okay, it's been, another 5 minutes and now I am even more hungry that I was 5 minutes ago so now is the time that you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to theee... bagel shop. Where I can get the cream cheese, the creamy creamy creamy cheesey cheesey cheesey cream. Come on. Get up. Don't be so fucking lazy. I mean you don't do anything all day anyway besides write in your stupid little poetry book. Like you have some kind of hectic life. Ohh, I gotta go to school. Ohh, I gotta take classes. Ohh, I gotta do homework. Ohh, life is hard, man. Fuck that shit. Get up, take me to the store, man. Do it now. Do it now! DO IT NOW! Or taste my squirrelly wrath! I do have squirrelly wrath you know. It's one of our hidden nature things."
"Uhh. Give me 5 more minutes."
*5 minutes later.*
"*Stares.*"
"..10 more minutes."
"10 minutes? You did not just say 10 minutes. Correct me if I'm wrong, I think I heard you say 10 minutes. That is complete bullshit. I already gave you 2 sets of 5. That's 10, can you count? 5, 5, 10. Get your fat ass up. And get me to the bagel shop.. Ya know what? Fine. I don't even want ya help. I'm gonna get myself to the bagel shop. I'm gonna buy myself a bagel. With the creamy creamy cheesey cheesey cheesey creamy cream. You get nothing. You sit there all day, relax your day away, or whatever the fuck you humans do. .... Piece of crap."
"Heeey. It's already 4:15. Ya know what you gotta do? You gotta get up and drive me to the bagel shop! Ya wanna know why? Cause I need a bagel and you know I need a bagel. A bagel with cream cheese. Yeaah, the creamy cheese. Everybody likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesey cream. And a cup of coffee, I definitely need a cup of coffee. So youuu, get the eff up and drive me."
"*Twitch.*...5 more minutes."
"5 minutes!? What are you, crazy? Ya know if you were in the army they wouldn't let you sleep for an extra 5 minutes, but I'll be nice! I'll be nice. And I'll be back in 5 minutes. Rest up, because I shall.. return.
*5 minutes later*
Now is the time for you to rise and bring your squirrel.. to the bagel shop. Because I need a bagel. And you said you would, 5 minutes ago. So get up. Get me a bagel. And some coffee. And some cheese. Cheesey cheesey creamy cheesey. Cheesey Cheesey."
"..5 more minutes."
"Uhh. Ya know, if I could drive a car, I-I'd go myself. You and your 5 minutessss. Okay, 5 minutes. I come back in here, your not up, I start electrocuting you with a toaster, in the bathtub. .. You were warned.
*5 minutes later.*
Okay, it's been, another 5 minutes and now I am even more hungry that I was 5 minutes ago so now is the time that you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to theee... bagel shop. Where I can get the cream cheese, the creamy creamy creamy cheesey cheesey cheesey cream. Come on. Get up. Don't be so fucking lazy. I mean you don't do anything all day anyway besides write in your stupid little poetry book. Like you have some kind of hectic life. Ohh, I gotta go to school. Ohh, I gotta take classes. Ohh, I gotta do homework. Ohh, life is hard, man. Fuck that shit. Get up, take me to the store, man. Do it now. Do it now! DO IT NOW! Or taste my squirrelly wrath! I do have squirrelly wrath you know. It's one of our hidden nature things."
"Uhh. Give me 5 more minutes."
*5 minutes later.*
"*Stares.*"
"..10 more minutes."
"10 minutes? You did not just say 10 minutes. Correct me if I'm wrong, I think I heard you say 10 minutes. That is complete bullshit. I already gave you 2 sets of 5. That's 10, can you count? 5, 5, 10. Get your fat ass up. And get me to the bagel shop.. Ya know what? Fine. I don't even want ya help. I'm gonna get myself to the bagel shop. I'm gonna buy myself a bagel. With the creamy creamy cheesey cheesey cheesey creamy cream. You get nothing. You sit there all day, relax your day away, or whatever the fuck you humans do. .... Piece of crap."